View Poll Results: Smurf or smurf?

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  • I type smurf.

    7 23.33%
  • I type the four lettered f word.

    13 43.33%
  • Neither, I do not regularly say "smurf" on this board.

    7 23.33%
  • I change between them.

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Thread: Smurf is not a censor for the four lettered f word.

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    Default Smurf is not a censor for the four lettered f word.

    Rather, the four lettered f word is a shortcut for saying smurf. Because I don't want anyone that's quoting my post see any unintended vulgarities, I type out the entire word. This allows me to show emphasis through capitalization.

    So, do you type "Smurf" or do you type the four lettered f word?

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    I type smurf.

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    Why would you voluntarily censor yourself? You might as well just choose a different word if you're that averse to swearing.

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    On here due to many many posts and much much getting used to the f word being censored I now instinctively type smurf here. Aside from here I swear like a god damn mother smurfing trooper! Ask Psy he's even admitted my capacity for the baser words in the english language for a man who can write so eloquently is astounding.

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    I type the f word and it frustrate me when I see it censored.
    You hold my heart in your manly hands I wanna feel the throb of your handsome gland. I wanna hold you tight like a newborn kitten, against my flesh like a cashmere mitten. Tickly tick, I'm makin' skin bump heaven and all the way down it's lookin' cleanly shaven. Prickety pricks, it's stubble on stubble I better slow down or I'm in real trouble. Want you, touch you, feel you, taste you! Knick knack whacky whack 'till I see the man stew. spin you around let me see that hole! I'm a tunnelin' in a like a short hair mole. Once I'm inside I'm gonna leave a trace, half in there and half on that face! One finger, two finger, there fingers gone! Mano a mano I love you John!

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    I am too sophistibicated to wirdy dords.

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    I switch between them, but I've become accustomed to replacing the F word with smurf so I type that more often.

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    I have a Firefox plugin that changes every instance of the Smurf-word to the actual f-word, smurf.

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    I agree with Pauly cakes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meat Puppet View Post
    I have a Firefox plugin that changes every instance of the Smurf-word to the actual f-word, smurf.
    Wow, this thread must be smurfing confusing.

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    I censor myself away from EoFF because only a handful of people know what I mean, and the rest are instantly curious and want to know what kind of inside joke we have going.

    On EoFF, I switch between them because I don't really give a and it will make things interesting if the filter is ever changed.

    They see me rolling. They hating, patrolling.
    Trying to catch me riding dirty.


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    If I'm going to be curtailed by the censors, then it can censor me but I don't do so voluntarily. Not that I'm terribly vulgar, but y'know.
    Not my words Carol, the words of Top Gear magazine.

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    Not once during my membership at EoFF have I typed "smurf" or the "f" word in a post!

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    We need to censor "strawberry" to "bladder control problems"


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    Bye-bye, Monda.

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