Commit ritualistic seppuku.
Stay still and hope your tongue detaches from the bus without detaching from you
Run and catch up with the bus so you don't rip your tongue out
Scream to the bus driver (in gibberish) telling him to stop
Pound on the window of the bus and hope that it doesn't shatter and cut your tongue
Motion the people in the bus to get the bus driver to stop
Try to hang onto the bus somehow so you don't have to chase after it
Pull my flamethrower out and use it on my tongue to detach it from the bus
I don't want to answer this because I don't want to think about this happening to me
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Commit ritualistic seppuku.
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