Stay still and hope your tongue detaches from the bus without detaching from you

Run and catch up with the bus so you don't rip your tongue out

Scream to the bus driver (in gibberish) telling him to stop

Pound on the window of the bus and hope that it doesn't shatter and cut your tongue

Motion the people in the bus to get the bus driver to stop

Try to hang onto the bus somehow so you don't have to chase after it

Pull my flamethrower out and use it on my tongue to detach it from the bus

I don't want to answer this because I don't want to think about this happening to me

Something else... (explain in your post)