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    WHAT KIND OF smurfERY IS THIS??

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    The dead woman is NeoTifa. I am happy to let this case slide.

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    Who would win in a fight between Gil Grissom and a grande latte from Starbucks?

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    Levian is a misogynist.

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    I believe...

    Colonel Mustard did it in the study with a candlestick!

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    Quote Originally Posted by rubah View Post
    is the rope made of hair
    This is the first thing I thought to ask when I read the first post, surprised it took so long o.o

    Also, was the murderer a barber by any chance?

    Quote Originally Posted by Marshall Banana View Post
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    Colonel Mustard did it in the study with a candlestick!
    You're wrong. It was Plum.


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    I said "Plum!"

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    And yet you haven't even edited your previous post yet to support this outrageous claim...


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    Was it an accident?

    Did she know the killer?

    Is her neck broken?

    Did she consent to being tied to the chair?

    Was she tied to the chair before death?

    Did she consent to being shaved?

    Was she concious during the shaving?

    Was she concious seconds before murdering?

    Was she concious while being tied up?

    Is this situation hypothetical?
    Kefka's coming, look intimidating!
    Have a nice day!!

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    the smurf?

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    Is the murderer 'The Smoker' and shaved all her hair and smoked it?
    You hold my heart in your manly hands I wanna feel the throb of your handsome gland. I wanna hold you tight like a newborn kitten, against my flesh like a cashmere mitten. Tickly tick, I'm makin' skin bump heaven and all the way down it's lookin' cleanly shaven. Prickety pricks, it's stubble on stubble I better slow down or I'm in real trouble. Want you, touch you, feel you, taste you! Knick knack whacky whack 'till I see the man stew. spin you around let me see that hole! I'm a tunnelin' in a like a short hair mole. Once I'm inside I'm gonna leave a trace, half in there and half on that face! One finger, two finger, there fingers gone! Mano a mano I love you John!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Værn View Post
    And yet you haven't even edited your previous post yet to support this outrageous claim...
    Best three out of five!

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    Is the rope made out of her hair?

    EDIT: I know this has sort-of already been asked, but I want to establish that it is her hair, rather than the hair of a horse or something. Also, I only just now noticed it had already been asked, and needed to come up with an excuse for asking it again.
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    It's NeoTifa, who needs to ask questions before you have your way with her?


    there was a picture here

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    Quote Originally Posted by Værn View Post

    Quote Originally Posted by Marshall Banana View Post
    I believe...

    Colonel Mustard did it in the study with a candlestick!
    You're wrong. It was Plum.
    So it was ShlupQuack, who went by the pseudonym of Professor Plum for a while. Right? Right?!

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