Looks like men are dying now

[Caraliz]

Was the water dripping from something? no
Was the water going North or Northish
was it going South? no
Was the water cold?yes
Or was it warm? no
Was it a festival or no
carnival no
or amusement park no
Was it at night? yes
Or was it day? no
Did she make any noise? irrelevant
Did she still have blood? irrelevant, but yeah
Was she strangled from above
or from below? irrelevant, she was just strangled, that's all.

[NeoTifa]

No.

[Levian]

oops. I edited your post instead of posting xD I must be a bit tired. But yeah, just check your post.

[Shiny]

Is the murderer a serial killer?
Does the murderer have a fascination with making wigs out of his victims' hair?
Is the murderer Ed Gein?
Was the victim murdered in a hair salon?

[Levian]

Nope to all above

[Caraliz]

Was the murderer near a river?
Was the water used in any way?
Was the river in the USA or...
a foreign country?
Was it a shack? Come on, you can tell me if it was a shack.
Was the body transported?
More than once?
Was the body clothed?
Was anything sexual done to the body?

[Shiny]

Is the murderer from Silence of the Lambs?

[Levian]

No to all above except:

Was the body clothed: yes

[blackmage_nuke]

Was there more than one murderer?

Had the murderer murdered before?

Will the murderer murder again?

[Caraliz]

So she was not transported from where she was kidnapped?
Was she exiting an abortion clinic?
Or anywhere where protesters gather?
Did he steal the hair for himself?
Or to sell it?

[Shiny]

Was the murderer an escaped convict who in order to disguise himself decided to murder a woman and use her hair to do so?

I have an overactive imagination. xD

[Levian]

Was there more than one murderer? no

Had the murderer murdered before? no

Will the murderer murder again? no

So she was not transported from where she was kidnapped? she wasn't kidnapped
Was she exiting an abortion clinic? no
Or anywhere where protesters gather? no
Did he steal the hair for himself? yes
Or to sell it? no

Was the murderer an escaped convict who in order to disguise himself decided to murder a woman and use her hair to do so? no

I have an overactive imagination. xD I like it

[blackmage_nuke]

Did anyone besides the murderer and the woman know she was being murdered?

Did she have a very expensive hairpin?

Did the murderer know a voodoo priestess?

Was the murderer guybrush threepwood?

[Levian]

Did anyone besides the murderer and the woman know she was being murdered? nope

Did she have a very expensive hairpin?a Gold Hairpin? Nah

edit: no to the other two xD

[NeoTifa]

Is this a trick story?

Is the answer so freaking incredibly easy that we're all gonna punch ourselves in the face afterwords?