Looks like men are dying now

[blackmage_nuke]

Did it happen in europe?

or north america?

or south america?

or asia?

or oceania?

or africa?

or antarctica?

or on the ocean?

or in the sky?

or outside earth?

[Shiny]

Was the murderer human?

[Lawr]

Who's the murderer?

[NeoTifa]

LOL!

[blackmage_nuke]

Was her hair laced with lsd?

[Levian]

Is this a trick story? no

Is the answer so freaking incredibly easy that we're all gonna punch ourselves in the face afterwords? no, it's not an easy answer, but it's not hard either if you get on the right track

Did it happen in europe?

or north america?

or south america?

or asia?

or oceania?

or africa?

or antarctica?

or on the ocean?

or in the sky?

or outside earth?

That was a good post. It happened on the ocean.

Was the murderer human? yes

Who's the murderer? yer mom

Was her hair laced with lsd? uh, sure :mog:

[Caraliz]

Was she murdered for a reason?
Was it at a party?
Was it on a house boat?
Was she human?

[Lawr]

Congratulations! You're an uncle!

Going to be, I should say.

[blackmage_nuke]

Was it on a boat?

If so did she get on the boat willingly?

Was it on an oil rig?

If so did she get on the oil rig willingly?

Was the murderer a pirate?

Was the woman a pirate?

were either of them in the navy?

did they sail the seven seas?

did it put thier mind at ease?

did they join their fellow man?

could they see they need a hand?

[NeoTifa]

Pirates, I say. Using my hair to prove that I was on board. Gonna get the ransom money and toss a dead body over to the random money givers with a wig of my hair on it! Right?

[Levian]

Was it on a boat? yes

If so did she get on the boat willingly? yes

Was it on an oil rig? no

If so did she get on the oil rig willingly? no

Was the murderer a pirate? no

Was the woman a pirate?no

were either of them in the navy? no

did they sail the seven seas?no

did it put thier mind at ease? no

did they join their fellow man? no

could they see they need a hand? no


Was she murdered for a reason? yes
Was it at a party? no
Was it on a house boat? no
Was she human? yes

[blackmage_nuke]

Did she have permission to be on the boat?

Was the boat sinking so this man strangled her, tied her to a chair shaved off her hair, pretended to be a woman to get on a life boat, then left her to drown?

Did the man travel back in time and found his parents on the cruise where they fell in love but accidentally got his mother to fall in love with him so he had to dress up as the singer of the ships's band so that his parents would share thier first kiss to the song earth angel so that he would be born?

Did someone hack into the computer system to make the propellors run really fast causing them to overload and damage the ship?

[Levian]

Was the boat sinking so this man strangled her, tied her to a chair shaved off her hair, pretended to be a woman to get on a life boat, then left her to drown?

Congratulations!

Care to take a guess what the name of the boat is, though?

[blackmage_nuke]

S.S Levian?

Black Pearl?

The dainty lady?

The sea cucumber?

The flying dutchman?

Titanic?

[Levian]

yep, to the last one

The dead woman thanks you for figuring this out.