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    In those days, if anyone else decided that you were to be pregnant, then it would happen whether you liked it or not...

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    How can we make this sentence more awful, EoFF?

    I love essays about Women's Suffrage.

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    these days, if anyone decided that you were to be pregnant, then it would happen whether you liked it or not... and there's nothing you can do about it, in fact if you try to stop it we kill you.... :thumbs up: :super grin:


    beat that
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    Quote Originally Posted by Namelessfengir View Post
    these days, if anyone decided that you were to be pregnant, then it would happen whether you liked it or not... and there's nothing you can do about it, in fact if you try to stop it we kill you.... :thumbs up: :super grin:


    beat that
    That's two sentences joined by a coma splice. You failed.

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    In those days, if anyone else decided that you were to be pregnant, then it would happen whether you liked it or not with an iron fist.

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    In those days, if anyone else decided that you were to be pregnant, then it would happen whether you liked it or not and dipped in acid.
    You hold my heart in your manly hands I wanna feel the throb of your handsome gland. I wanna hold you tight like a newborn kitten, against my flesh like a cashmere mitten. Tickly tick, I'm makin' skin bump heaven and all the way down it's lookin' cleanly shaven. Prickety pricks, it's stubble on stubble I better slow down or I'm in real trouble. Want you, touch you, feel you, taste you! Knick knack whacky whack 'till I see the man stew. spin you around let me see that hole! I'm a tunnelin' in a like a short hair mole. Once I'm inside I'm gonna leave a trace, half in there and half on that face! One finger, two finger, there fingers gone! Mano a mano I love you John!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ouch! View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Namelessfengir View Post
    these days, if anyone decided that you were to be pregnant, then it would happen whether you liked it or not... and there's nothing you can do about it, in fact if you try to stop it we kill you.... :thumbs up: :super grin:


    beat that
    That's two sentences joined by a coma splice. You failed.
    but i succeeded in the challenge to make it more awful,, and heres another sentence joined by TWO commas!!!!!!!!!
    I like chocolate!! No matter what flavor you get, you can always taste the broken dreams!

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    In those days, if anyone else decided that you were to be pregnant, then it would happen, with or without use of one or multiple tentacles, whether you liked it or not. Even in these days this statement continues to be true.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Caraliz View Post
    In those days, if anyone else decided that you were to be pregnant, then it would happen whether you liked it or not...

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    How can we make this sentence more awful, EoFF?

    I love essays about Women's Suffrage.
    Back then, people used to get raped a lot.
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    In those days, if anyone else decided that you were to be pregnant, then it would happen whether you liked it or not...

    ...even if you're only 10 years old...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Caraliz View Post


    In those days, if anyone else decided that you were to be pregnant, then it would happen whether you liked it or not...

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    How can we make this sentence more awful, EoFF?
    n doz dz f ne1 els sez dat u wer 2b preg den it wld hpn wvr u lkd it or nt!!!!! lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Caraliz View Post


    In those days, if anyone else decided that you were to be pregnant, then it would happen whether you liked it or not...

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    How can we make this sentence more awful, EoFF?

    I love essays about Women's Suffrage.
    In the olden days of a time that is now long passed, because the female partner in marriage sacrificed all her rights to the man, because women were viewed as subordinate to men; and when the man was horny he got what he wanted, and birth control was witchcraft, women would get pregnant without any say over the matter.

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    Back in the day, the bajingo was super furtile and just having someone think about pregnancy around ya made ya pregnant.

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    Quote Originally Posted by qwertysaur View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Caraliz View Post


    In those days, if anyone else decided that you were to be pregnant, then it would happen whether you liked it or not...

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    How can we make this sentence more awful, EoFF?

    I love essays about Women's Suffrage.
    In the olden days of a time that is now long passed, because the female partner in marriage sacrificed all her rights to the man, because women were viewed as subordinate to men; and when the man was horny he got what he wanted, and birth control was witchcraft, women would get pregnant without any say over the matter.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Caraliz View Post

    In those days, if anyone else decided that you were to be pregnant, then it would happen whether you liked it or not...
    In those horrific, Evil-Dead-Like days, if EOFF decided that you were to be pregnant, you'd have to FALCOUN PAAAAUNCH it out which would make it look massively injured whether you liked it or not...Even if the father is a parrot...With scoliosis...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vermachtnis View Post
    Back in the day, the bajingo was super furtile and just having someone think about pregnancy around ya made ya pregnant.
    I'm glad I wasn't drinking something as I read that. There would be a mess everywhere.

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