Whoth dareth insulteth theth corgith?
Beholdeth!
Corgis? Not The Best? Blasphemy!
Whoth dareth insulteth theth corgith?
Beholdeth!
Dogs are retarded.
Their short legs is a genetical error.
>>> Wow, that dog looks expensive..
I bet only rich people have them.
>> The black orb glitters ominously... but nothing happens..
Small dogs are annoying.
Dogs are retarded.
My friend has a dog like that. His name is Harry and his legs are really really short.
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Uhhg Corgi's. I want to punt them.
You hold my heart in your manly hands I wanna feel the throb of your handsome gland. I wanna hold you tight like a newborn kitten, against my flesh like a cashmere mitten. Tickly tick, I'm makin' skin bump heaven and all the way down it's lookin' cleanly shaven. Prickety pricks, it's stubble on stubble I better slow down or I'm in real trouble. Want you, touch you, feel you, taste you! Knick knack whacky whack 'till I see the man stew. spin you around let me see that hole! I'm a tunnelin' in a like a short hair mole. Once I'm inside I'm gonna leave a trace, half in there and half on that face! One finger, two finger, there fingers gone! Mano a mano I love you John!
I <3333 corgi's!
The Queen loves 'em.
I almost died of cuteness.
Corgis are cool, and my future dog might be one. Or a husky.. or a French Bulldog.. or a Jack Russell... or.. I love dogs.
Wow, that dog is so cute! I usually prefer bigger dogs, but sometimes small dogs can be cute.
Corgis are not the best dog breed. They aren't! They just aren't. You just wanted to rip off the Queen with your stupid corgi obsession anyway >|||
Papillons and jack russells ftw. They are all better than any one of your STUPID CORGIS.
Also, for cute overload purposes:
That first pic is awesome, Scrumpleberry.
You hold my heart in your manly hands I wanna feel the throb of your handsome gland. I wanna hold you tight like a newborn kitten, against my flesh like a cashmere mitten. Tickly tick, I'm makin' skin bump heaven and all the way down it's lookin' cleanly shaven. Prickety pricks, it's stubble on stubble I better slow down or I'm in real trouble. Want you, touch you, feel you, taste you! Knick knack whacky whack 'till I see the man stew. spin you around let me see that hole! I'm a tunnelin' in a like a short hair mole. Once I'm inside I'm gonna leave a trace, half in there and half on that face! One finger, two finger, there fingers gone! Mano a mano I love you John!
There's a special place in Hell for people who don't like dogs!
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