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  1. 05-19-2009, 01:39 AM #1
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    What would you do if you were the opposite sex?

    I'd probably be really tall, dark and handsome, but a real nerd and pretty outgoing. I think I'd get a lot of ladies.

    I'd probably be a jackass too. I can't see myself being a nice guy.

    I'd probably get along a lot better with my brother too. And my dad.

    I'd probably be more into my karate too or stupid stuff like that. I can see myself being way more into cars too.

    Oh and I'd get along better with my cousin. We get along pretty good right now but if I was a guy I think he'd really respect me instead of try to undermine me. I think I'd generally get a lot more respect if I was a guy...

    How about you?
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    Play with my wiener all day and play xbox like every other boy.
    Oh gods, why? ಥ_ಥ

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  3. 05-19-2009, 01:50 AM #3
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    I think I'd generally get a lot more respect if I was a guy...
    I doubt it, look at DD.

    No no, better yet, look at me.

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    Yea, but we all like you better than DD. Well, until you turned into an egotistical ass. :\
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    Quote Originally Posted by Caraliz View Post
    I'd probably be really tall, dark and handsome, but a real nerd and pretty outgoing.
    one of those dont fit.....
    I like chocolate!! No matter what flavor you get, you can always taste the broken dreams!

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    I think I'd be pretty similar to how I am now. Except maybe not as interested in coloring books.
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    id gotta say id have my hands down my trousers out of curiosity if i was a boy lol
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    What is all of this fascination with girls wanting to play with penis. I'm sure that some guy will let you willingly do it.
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    Lol. No, actually
    Oh gods, why? ಥ_ಥ

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    What is all of this fascination with girls wanting to play with penis. I'm sure that some guy will let you willingly do it.
    theres the rub (heheh get it?)
    I like chocolate!! No matter what flavor you get, you can always taste the broken dreams!

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    Hm...

    I'd be irrational and obsess about my body oh wait I already do that nvm
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    Quote Originally Posted by NeoTifa View Post
    Lol. No, actually
    Sux2bu.
    You hold my heart in your manly hands I wanna feel the throb of your handsome gland. I wanna hold you tight like a newborn kitten, against my flesh like a cashmere mitten. Tickly tick, I'm makin' skin bump heaven and all the way down it's lookin' cleanly shaven. Prickety pricks, it's stubble on stubble I better slow down or I'm in real trouble. Want you, touch you, feel you, taste you! Knick knack whacky whack 'till I see the man stew. spin you around let me see that hole! I'm a tunnelin' in a like a short hair mole. Once I'm inside I'm gonna leave a trace, half in there and half on that face! One finger, two finger, there fingers gone! Mano a mano I love you John!
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    Quote Originally Posted by rubah View Post
    I think I'd be pretty similar to how I am now. Except maybe not as interested in coloring books.
    And decking out bathrooms in a pastel flower motif

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  15. 05-19-2009, 05:59 AM #15
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    I’d probably be a professional wrestler or something.
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