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    Looks like an interesting movie. I can't link you to a trailer now, but I did see one and it was neat. Thoughts?

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    Milo Ventimiglia as Rick Rape
    Best movie ever.

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    For such a stupid film idea they sure are taking it seriously.

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    THIS. IS. SONYYYYY!

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    That llink doesn't work.

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    Sounds a bit lame to me.
    You hold my heart in your manly hands I wanna feel the throb of your handsome gland. I wanna hold you tight like a newborn kitten, against my flesh like a cashmere mitten. Tickly tick, I'm makin' skin bump heaven and all the way down it's lookin' cleanly shaven. Prickety pricks, it's stubble on stubble I better slow down or I'm in real trouble. Want you, touch you, feel you, taste you! Knick knack whacky whack 'till I see the man stew. spin you around let me see that hole! I'm a tunnelin' in a like a short hair mole. Once I'm inside I'm gonna leave a trace, half in there and half on that face! One finger, two finger, there fingers gone! Mano a mano I love you John!

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    The movie itself sounds kinda meh, but Alison Lohman's in it and I like her. Also, Gerard Butler is actually okay.

    Maybe I'll check it out at some point.

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    I couldn't even laugh at that :/

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    Ludacris[6] as Humanez Brother
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    there was a picture here

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    Based on the trailer, it will either be so ridiculous it's completely awful or so ridiculous it's completely awesome.

    It'll likely be the former, but one can always hope for the latter.
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    It can't just be a nice action movie that happens to be game related?


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    It could, if it was just trying to be an action movie with a gaming twist. But, certain parts of the trailer (Including one brief shot of Michael C. Hall in what appears to be a musical number. I could be wrong, though.) make it seem like they're trying to make it some sort of cultural satire, as well. Those usually go only one of two ways. Thus, my original statement.
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    I haven't seen the trailer, but after seeing in the wikipedia article that it's by the guys who brought us Crank I think I'll pass.

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    "science fiction action thriller"
    Now there’s a name with a lot of funk

    Anyway this movie kind of sounds like a dream I had so I guess I’ll sue them?

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