multibabel
Basically, what you do is type anything into the box and click the translate button. The text will be translated to and from languages and in the end becomes a very warped, very grammatically incorrect block of nonsense.
For example, it translated "You spoony bard!" into "The musician of the closing the weak person!" And "That lobster got served! With cheese biscuits AND mashed potatoes!" becomes "Like the cancer of the tank, the one that is alcangado, was useful! With him biscorch of the cheese and - Kartoffelpürees!"
It's rather amusing, I think. Share your own strange babelfishions here.