Sexting

[Blue Harvest]

I do it, and have done for a while. OIf my other half has to stay away i like to send him the odd pic to show him what hes missing!

And im not pathetic lol I get laid all the time (that usually happens when your trying for a baby)

Eeeew, baby making! Oh, wait, that means unrestricted awesomeness! *Free as a bird*

And the best...paaaaaaart!!! Oh yeah, I did it. How was that baby?

WTF ARE YOU READING? F*%^#$% reading Twilight!? I was awesome!!! I lasted a whole two minutes this time!

lol

My girl watched Labyrinth during my first time with her. I guess she liked what little Davie Bowie's package was doin' more than mine.

...and the nightmares begin again

[Lyg]

Eeeew, baby making! Oh, wait, that means unrestricted awesomeness! *Free as a bird*

And the best...paaaaaaart!!! Oh yeah, I did it. How was that baby?

WTF ARE YOU READING? F*%^#$% reading Twilight!? I was awesome!!! I lasted a whole two minutes this time![/quote]

lol

My girl watched Labyrinth during my first time with her. I guess she liked what little Davie Bowie's package was doin' more than mine.[/quote]

*Puts hand on shoulder* I feel your pain. At least you have an excuse though. I drug myself on for a grueling 28 minutes my first time before I finally lost my inner warrior, and I thought that was like wonderful for first timers. She just got up, put her clothes on, said good job, then went and made us sandwiches. Then we watched a Goofy Movie. I was crying blood inside. Other than that she seems to enjoy it now though. Im still self conscious about doing it though. I always think one thing just messed it all up, you know? Women can be so unforgiving. I WAS GREAT!!!
Wasnt I?

[G13]

...and the nightmares begin again

I am thoroughly confused.

*Puts hand on shoulder* I feel your pain. At least you have an excuse though. I drug myself on for a grueling 28 minutes my first time before I finally lost my inner warrior, and I thought that was like wonderful for first timers. She just got up, put her clothes on, said good job, then went and made us sandwiches. Then we watched a Goofy Movie. I was crying blood inside. Other than that she seems to enjoy it now though. Im still self conscious about doing it though. I always think one thing just messed it all up, you know? Women can be so unforgiving. I WAS GREAT!!!
Wasnt I?

At least you got a compliment. *hangs head in shame*

[.Vengeance.]

...and the nightmares begin again

I am thoroughly confused.

*Puts hand on shoulder* I feel your pain. At least you have an excuse though. I drug myself on for a grueling 28 minutes my first time before I finally lost my inner warrior, and I thought that was like wonderful for first timers. She just got up, put her clothes on, said good job, then went and made us sandwiches. Then we watched a Goofy Movie. I was crying blood inside. Other than that she seems to enjoy it now though. Im still self conscious about doing it though. I always think one thing just messed it all up, you know? Women can be so unforgiving. I WAS GREAT!!!
Wasnt I?

At least you got a compliment. *hangs head in shame*

I know your feeling weird but you should be happy.
You don't have a vagina, that would be crappy.

[Fate Fatale]

Sexting is fun, but also kind of silly.

[NeoTifa]

This is AK having phone sex.

[Lyg]

At least you got a compliment. *hangs head in shame*[/quote]

No I didnt. I got one of those awkward, cut up, forced out good job.
...I will never get over that...

I cried a little after she left...

[Jess]

No need to send my boyfriend naked pix when we live 10 minutes apart, and see eachother everyday anyway~

[Yar]

Someone with a random number texted to me: "suck me off". Was I just surprise sexted? They didn't even say please.

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

Someone with a random number texted to me: "suck me off". Was I just surprise sexted? They didn't even say please.

Please.

[rubah]

stop putting your number on craigslist, yardie

[Dignified Pauper]

Someone with a random number texted to me: "suck me off". Was I just surprise sexted? They didn't even say please.

Please.

Is that considered rape?

[Yar]

stop putting your number on craigslist, yardie

Well, my response was "huh?" :/ They never texted back...