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...and the nightmares begin again
I am thoroughly confused.

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*Puts hand on shoulder* I feel your pain. At least you have an excuse though. I drug myself on for a grueling 28 minutes my first time before I finally lost my inner warrior, and I thought that was like wonderful for first timers. She just got up, put her clothes on, said good job, then went and made us sandwiches. Then we watched a Goofy Movie. I was crying blood inside. Other than that she seems to enjoy it now though. Im still self conscious about doing it though. I always think one thing just messed it all up, you know? Women can be so unforgiving. I WAS GREAT!!!
Wasnt I?
At least you got a compliment. *hangs head in shame*
I know your feeling weird but you should be happy.
You don't have a vagina, that would be crappy.