I Didn't Expect That From You

[Jessweeee♪]

I am a lethargic lump.

[Shoeberto]

Everyone probably assumes that I'm a horrible ogre in real life, one that could never possible be loved by anyone. Partially because of my horrid appearance, but also because of other factors such as the wretched smell I emit and the tendency for my right eye to regularly slump out of its socket, hanging by the optical nerve until I realize what has happened and quickly push it back in as though nothing has happened.

But I assure you I have had sex many times. It's all about finding the right blind lady with no sense of smell who is missing her arms. If you're out there, Geraldina, I miss you.

[NeoTifa]

A symbolic representation of my personality would be.... Usagi/Serena (aka Sailor Moon). >_> That's probably why I have such a deep connection with that show >_>

[Shlup]

Uhh... Is it surprising I like to do 50's housewifey things? When I make BJ dinner I usually serve it to him. And I love to bake pretty cookies and cakes, even though I don't like eating them.

[NeoTifa]

I sound like a stripper. :\ Or a 5 year old boy. Depends.

[rubah]

WYSIWYG

[Shoeberto]

WYSIWYG

A black-haired goddess, sent from above!
*stares intently*



*pushes eye back into socket*

[Momiji]

I'm a wallflower with a girly voice.

I don't talk much in person, so it doesn't matter, I guess.

[Breine]

I have no idea how my fellow EoFFers look at me and conceive me, so it's somewhat hard for me to list some things, although I can think of some (mostly because I read them in Rye's post :P).

Like her I'm also rather clumsy. I frequently trip or knock a bodypart into something.

And, I also have a tendency of looking at myself whenever I walk past a mirrored surface. Like Rye it's not a vanity thing, it's just a really weird habit.


..meh, I can't think of anything else at the moment.

[DK]

I always imagined you having a higher pitch to your voice, Evastio.

I second this.

I can't really tell you what people don't expect from me. You would have to ask the people who know me.

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

People who don't know me well are always surprised by the fact that I have a temper. I come off as pretty easy-going--which I am most of the time. I also bottle my anger. This is why one day, I will go nuts and like kill people, or so that's what my friend thinks. :S

I am much more sarcastic in person too. The internet is a poor medium to communicate sarcasm so I try to keep it to a minimum.

I am also the king of TMI, though that is not surprising to some!

[Shiny]

Hm, I act pretty much the same way I do online as I do offline. I'm very private and won't open up to people whom I don't like, or don't know. The only thing I can say is that people probably expect me to be male for some reason and not black.

[Rantz]

I'm sort of boring offline.

[Marshall Banana]

I eat more than strawberries and chocolate!

[scrumpleberry]

um ok

PERFECT

I'm not particularly cutesy, which I think a couple of people here might expect me to be.

I'm always constantly thinking in a dreamlike state, so I have a creepy tendency to just randomly start grinning or laughing, or just walk around with a big smile on my face. It weirds people out sometimes, because we'll just be sitting there, and then I start smiling and laughing at nothing.

I do this xD but not usually with other people. It's mainly if I'm walking around on my own.

I always imagined you having a higher pitch to your voice, Evastio.

I second this.

Thirded

I guess it's only natural that we're like this. Interbuttz personas are easier to control and shape than our real selves. We can sift out the flaws we don't like if we choose to do so.