I Didn't Expect That From You

[Old Manus]

From the intense concern you all undoubtedly have for my life and internet persona on Eyes on Final Fantasy, I expect you think I'm a guy. I'm actually a girl. COMMENCE THE CARE.

[I Took the Red Pill]

Post things about you that people wouldn't expect from you at all, because of how you act on EoFF.

A lot of people would probably expect my voice to sound all deep and rough (at least that's what I think because of the way I post), though in reality it's deep and dorky (I can't think of any other way to describe it), and a little slurred. I also usually talk in a quiet voice and some people can't hear what I say because of that.

Besides being afraid of eye contact, another reason why I don't face people when I talk to them is so we don't exchange bad breath.

I'm actually barely paranoid about posting my pictures online anymore. My main reason for hiding my pictures now is so I can force all the girls that I do show my pictures to to comment on if they find me attractive looking or not.

Even though I act all bitter and angry on EoFF, I do that to cover up how soft and sensitive I am in real life. It's really bad to the point that I feel guilty over things that I have no control over.

um ok

Post of the year

[Fonzie]

From the intense concern you all undoubtedly have for my life and internet persona on Eyes on Final Fantasy, I expect you think I'm a guy. I'm actually a girl. COMMENCE THE CARE.

Pff, you're a moderator, and since girls can't be moderators. :-*

[Shoeberto]

I eat more than strawberries and chocolate!

Yeah, okay. Nice try!

[Peegee]

It would be more accurate for somebody who has met me to describe me in comparison to my online self.

I've almost destroyed my pseudo intellectual online self in exchange for a patently idiotic and annoying online persona.

So there's that - I'm not patently idiotic and annoying in real life. I'm like a typical person who knows too many internet / obscure references. I like to dance and to discuss nonsense. I can be lured into a discussion about intelligent things only if you aren't stupid; otherwise the online pg who smacks down ignorance comes alive.

If I've hit on you over IM, I don't expect to hit on you IRL

[Blue Harvest]

Everyone expects that I'm a total ladies' man IRL. They're wrong. Any attempt to talk to the opposite sex results in garbled sentences and embarassment.

[Peegee]

Everyone expects that I'm a total ladies' man IRL. They're wrong. Any attempt to talk to the opposite sex results in garbled sentences and embarassment.

can we meet so I can see this for myself?

I will supply alcohol.

[Shiny]

Everyone expects that I'm a total ladies' man IRL.

...What.

[Peegee]

Everyone expects that I'm a total ladies' man IRL.

...What.

owned.

[Levian]

Apparently, I come off as a very short person when I type. In reality I'm taller than most bushes.

[Old Manus]

We may as well just close down EoFF now because Blue Harvest just won the forum.

[fire_of_avalon]

You wouldn't expect me to suck.

You would be correct.

[Peegee]

You wouldn't expect me to suck.

You would be correct.

I dunno, I expect to meet you one day.

[Laddy]

I am eloquent and sophisticated. And I can spell genius. =)

[Dynast-Kid]

I'm not sure how you all see me, but I can tell you that i'm alot more articulate on EoFF than offline. I like to have time to organize my thoughts and plan what I say, which I can actually do on the computer rather than in real life.

But in real life i'm also alot more outgoing and I have a very loud voice! I also dance. Alot. All the time, actually.