It would be more accurate for somebody who has met me to describe me in comparison to my online self.

I've almost destroyed my pseudo intellectual online self in exchange for a patently idiotic and annoying online persona.

So there's that - I'm not patently idiotic and annoying in real life. I'm like a typical person who knows too many internet / obscure references. I like to dance and to discuss nonsense. I can be lured into a discussion about intelligent things only if you aren't stupid; otherwise the online pg who smacks down ignorance comes alive.

If I've hit on you over IM, I don't expect to hit on you IRL