I Didn't Expect That From You

[Evastio]

Post things about you that people wouldn't expect from you at all, because of how you act on EoFF.

A lot of people would probably expect my voice to sound all deep and rough (at least that's what I think because of the way I post), though in reality it's deep and dorky (I can't think of any other way to describe it), and a little slurred. I also usually talk in a quiet voice and some people can't hear what I say because of that.

Besides being afraid of eye contact, another reason why I don't face people when I talk to them is so we don't exchange bad breath.

I'm actually barely paranoid about posting my pictures online anymore. My main reason for hiding my pictures now is so I can force all the girls that I do show my pictures to to comment on if they find me attractive looking or not.

Even though I act all bitter and angry on EoFF, I do that to cover up how soft and sensitive I am in real life. It's really bad to the point that I feel guilty over things that I have no control over.

[Mini Tidus]

um ok

[Rebellious Eagle]

People may expect me to be an extrovert and somewhat of a comedian, but in real life I'm very cynical, sensitive, and reserved. And very, very sarcastic. However, with my friends I act about the same as I do on EoFF. >_>

[Rye]

um ok

Bwahahahha. xD

Hmm...

I'm extremely clumsy. By extremely, I mean, constant bruises all over me, walking into door frames, dropping everything clumsy. I'm a proper klutz. I also can't walk a straight line - I walk with more of a drunk swagger.

I'm always constantly thinking in a dreamlike state, so I have a creepy tendency to just randomly start grinning or laughing, or just walk around with a big smile on my face. It weirds people out sometimes, because we'll just be sitting there, and then I start smiling and laughing at nothing.

I look at myself in every mirrored surface I encounter during my day. I can't help it, I just do it constantly. It's not even necessarily vanity, I just have to do it. If I don't, then I feel weird and uncomfortable, unless I walk back and walk past it again and look. It's a bit of OCD, I s'pose.

[Madame Adequate]

She also has severe, hair-blowing-in-the-breeze, knock-out-a-horse flatulence.

[Rye]

She also has severe, hair-blowing-in-the-breeze, knock-out-a-horse flatulence.

And I can do it at whim, like Cake Fart girl.

[Madame Adequate]

That was a HELL of a night.

[blackmage_nuke]

I am funny in real life, I swear!

[Yar]

Even though I act all bitter and angry on EoFF, I do that to cover up how soft and sensitive I am in real life. It's really bad to the point that I feel guilty over things that I have no control over.

I've never thought of you as angry and bitter...

[Mini Tidus]

LOL i'm still not sure whether that first post was actually serious or not, of course if it is that just makes this thread even funnier

[Vermachtnis]

People are surprised by my shyness. Like constantly, I'm always hearing some variant of "You were loud like five minutes ago."

Depending on what kind of mood I was in when we first met people are surprised by how stupid or intelligent I can get.

Also I'm always surprising my friends by how much energy I have.

On a less positive note, people are always surprised by my bad mood when I'm wet. I don't like being wet and everyone learns that the hard way.

[Rye]

I thought of another one.

I have a very proper soft voice a lot of the time. I get really loud when I get excited, to the point of people telling me to stop shouting (depending on how people tell me to quiet down, I either take it fine, laugh, and apologize, or I get insanely furious and stop talking - people can be incredibly rude about it), but a lot of the time, I'm talk softly and sweetly, especially when I'm talking to someone who is serving my food, or people at a shop, or especially someone on the phone delivering my food. My friends have teased me about it, because I sound that pleasant and soft and polite. xD

I do really like that quality, but I don't think it comes across on EoFF often.

[Meat Puppet]

I always imagined you having a higher pitch to your voice, Evastio.

[Rase]

I know I come off as an awesome, amazing, laugh-a-minute wacky funster who's as cool as the Fonz (not that Fonz), but I'm just hiding my deep-rooted fear of people, cynical view on life, and introverted nerdiness.

[LunarWeaver]

Well, anyone who even bothered to think about me would probably assume I'm a huge wuss and they'd be right.