LOL!!!! And you're gonna let your mom talk to a corpse?
LOL!!!! And you're gonna let your mom talk to a corpse?
Oh gods, why? ಥ_ಥ
We know that you love cake. :/
Expiration dates are to be followed like law.
Actually I was kind of thinking of greeting her at the top of a flight of stairs, announcing "Hey mother! It is I, your son! And here is my beautiful wi-" and then push you down them, screaming "Princess Pasta Groove! Nooooooooo!".
You don't have to be dead to perform this task, so it's cool if you haven't got food poisoning yet. It'll probably hurt less if you're already dead, though.
:\ Princess Pasta Groove?
Oh gods, why? ಥ_ಥ
There's no way of knowing until you do it.
So make the cake and eat it. If you die, it wasn't a good idea.