Actually I was kind of thinking of greeting her at the top of a flight of stairs, announcing "Hey mother! It is I, your son! And here is my beautiful wi-" and then push you down them, screaming "Princess Pasta Groove! Nooooooooo!".

You don't have to be dead to perform this task, so it's cool if you haven't got food poisoning yet. It'll probably hurt less if you're already dead, though.