Stabbed or Shot

[Iceglow]

I want an evil monkey to stab me. Any random monkey could pull a trigger, but it'd take a truly evil monkey to stab someone to death. It'd be pretty funny too I guess.

An evil monkey would probably stab you in the butt!

Anyhow depending on where you're getting stabbed/shot depends on my preference. Being shot in general is better but then you hear people on the news who accidentally shot themselves in the head or intentionally and took 2 weeks or so to die because they missed the vital areas. Can I choose where to be shot or stabbed? Shoot in fact either way, shoot or stab me directly through the heart I want my casket to be open