Oy gevalt.

Yeah, FF7 is by no means deep (in fact, I don't think any of the games are supposed to be), but it's still a classic by any definition, you have to admit. The characters are memorable, and it kept us entertained for at least the 20 hours of gameplay it boasted. It's a good game, with its flaws that every game has.

By the way, if your tongue being out of commission has exhausted your means of pleasing your girlfriend, then maybe it's time you had "the talk". :P