One time we managed to start the car without the alarm 'thinking' it was safe to do so. I don't know how, since we didn't reach in and opened the door from the inside or anything like that.

I told Chemical to turn the engine 'off'. I hit the button to unlock the car (beep beep) and then we started the car. All set.

Car alarms are worthless unless you see a car on the road beeping regularly, non-stop. That's when you call the cops