Exactly how many cuts have you got on your body, and where are they? Maybe if you want to thrill us all some more you could explain how you got them. Maybe we can see who has the most, and then shower them with praise for being clumsy/emo. Scars do not count, and extra points if these cuts bleed.
I have a measly two. A tiny one on my right leg and one halfway between the groin and the navel. Only small cuts through.
Commence.