1) Best Member
Flying Mullet

"Look at me! I'm leaving forever!" Asshole. How dare you get a real life?

2) Best Male
Rantzien

Anybody who votes for the same person for Best Member and then Best Male is scum.


3) Best Female
rubah

Nice dress, rubah. But where are the topless photos? Even Hsu posted some of himself.


4) Best Administrator
Flying Mullet

Oh nice job putting this guy back into the award, Award Jerk. Now it's a two-horse race instead of a Del Murder-horse race.

5) Best Cid's Knight
Rantzien

You damn Swede! You give me my Ciddie back right now!

6) Best Site Staff
Tavrobel

I dunno he seems like a cool guy. But Site Staff are still lamewads.

7) Best Recognized Member / Former Staff
Rye



8) Best Veteran
Old Manus

I still hate Wales and I still hate 4chan and I still hate playing cricket.

9) Best Regular
Yaridovich

My daddy didn't fight in six world wars just so you could come to my internet forum and post in green text, son.

10) Best Newbie
Rebellious Eagle

We're all bored of Blue Harvest winning the nub awards. I suspect even he is! You go and fight in a weight class where you belong!

11) Nicest Member
rubah

I don't see what's so nice about her.

12) Evilest Member
Bunny

I don't see what's so evil about him.

13. Cutest/Sexiest Male
Breine

I, for one, am infuriated that there is no :breinebert:

14. Cutest/Sexiest Female
smittenkitten

But she's Scottish


15. Best Thread
EoFF Sims 2 Last Sim Standing Interactive Thread o' Woo-Hoo

It had bloody better!

16. Best Post
The Fantabulous Picture Thread of Underwater Rhino Sorceresses

All aboard the :breine: bandwagon! Next stop: DENMARK! Or Asia. Wherever he was. It's not as good as England either way.

17) Best Custom Rank
Noctiluca

I may be throwing a prediction away, but I refuse to acknowledge the Del Murder/Old Manus Duopoly.

18) Best Avatar
Rantzien

I freakin' hate eskimoes. Fine. Inuits. Whatever. Who cares. It's not like any of them are ever going to read this and be offended.

19) Best Signature
Jessweeee♪

Phoenix Wright more like Penis Fight I mean, whatever. I don't care. Fags.

20) Best Artist
black orb

A man who appreciates the world's best smiley.

21. Best Writer
Ouch!

He'll message me all "How did I win this?" after it happens. Look, Zach, I don't know, okay? I'm not CONTROLLER OF VOTES. I know I once told you that just to get you to pose for those photos, but really man, enough's enough, joke's over. Let go.

22. Best Poster
Big D

I don't see what's so big about him.

23. Best Spammer
Quin

More like Best Hammer.

24. Best Chatter
Sagensyg

I have faith in my boy. Uh. Well. I suppose I need to say something that can be Colberted. Uh. Sagensyg is stupid so there.

25. Best Visitor Messager
Rantzien

Him or Kyle. One of them had better win it, anyway.

26. Funniest Member
Old Manus

I think my monopoly on this will come to an end. I hate you all.

27. Weirdest Member
Evastio

Him or Laddy. Hey, Laddy, I don't approve of corgis.

28. Horniest Member
Pureghetto

Put them away.

29. Wussiest Member
Psychotic



30. Hardest Member
Loony BoB

You guys are sick.

31. Most Outspoken Member
Rye

Oh no you di'n't.

32. Most Serious Member
Evastio

Evastio's all business. All business and, uh...crossing of arms. Like this.

33. Most Underrated Member
Jiro

Nothing personal, blackmage_nuke, but I hope you lose just so Levian cries. Actually I guess that kinda does make it personal.

34. Most Improved Member
Demon Dude

Hasn't set fire to the forums in almost four months. Maybe one day we'll let him pee in the big boy's bathroom!

35) Most Missed Member
RSL

You can just see Roto at thingy, you know.

36) Most Hardcore Gamer
JKTrix

More like...GAY GAY DIX. Heh.

37) Most Helpful Gamer
Kawaii Ryűkishi

If in doubt, vote for this old jerk.

38) Most Helpful Techy
o_O

I'm going to settle this one with a coin flip three times. Admittedly you all already know the result as I will have typed it up there, but I don't, okay?

cl_out (H) v Mullet (T): H
o_O v (H) v Samuraid (T): H
Mullet (H) v o_O (T): T

39) Most Helpful Member
rubah

She helped me get a boner with her dress photo amirite guys.

40) Cutest Couple
Loony BoB & smittenkitten

Bah, you and your kitten ploy! I'm onto you!


Most Likely To…

41) Become a Cid's Knight
qwertysaur

I'd be happy with any of these people as CKs. The rest of the staff wouldn't be because they're jerks.

42) Get Banned
Baloki

Furry vs the Asian. Which prejudice is greater? I will guess you hate men that want to smooch foxes more. C'mon man. That's just gross.

43. Become Former Staff
eestlinc

He's not quitting, by the way guys. Maybe you should have listened to me when I offered you all the inside scoop on the staff forum ($4.99 a month subscription) but ohhhhhhh no.

44. Win a Ciddie for the very first time
Jiro

Jiro more like...ahhhhhh...I got nothing. I hate this guy now.


45. Be a banned member's second account
Demon Dude

Every month I lobby to ban him for being Devil Man's second account and those assholes keep vetoing. I'm not pleased.


46. Start a revolution
Loony BoB

Oops, did I just crash EoFF? How very careless of me. Hey look, I have an alternative forum for you to post at! Wow, my careless errors sure did turn out well for me!

47. To accidentally use their superglue as toothpaste
NeoTifa

ehhhh I got nothin'.

48. Win a Reality TV Talent Competion Thing
Laddy

Crapshoot awards. Can never predict 'em. So they suck.


49. Be Simon Cowell
Del Murder

As above.


50) Get Together
Hsu, Kawaii Ryűkishi & rubah

:yamete: