New Math

[I Took the Red Pill]

Hooray for New Math,
New-hoo-hoo Math,
It won't do you a bit of good to review math.
It's so simple,
So very simple,
That only a child can do it!

Oh good, I wasn't the only one who had that come to mind when I saw this thread...

You shouldn't be relieved that you're not alone, you should be alarmed at and ashamed of the fact that you think similarly to

[Sergeant Hartman]

∫ d = :bigbiggri + C

I salute you.

[Tavrobel]

If they're under 13, just do them in your head.

[Psychotic]

As long as I'm the blonde one.

smurf. I call the gingerish brunettish one.

:yellowkin + = :greenking

And by the same token,

:yellowkin + = :evilking:

Christ, why do we have so many king smileys anyway? Who even uses them? I mean I guess if we're using smileys to tell the story of the nativity then we might need three different kings, but still...!

[Blue Harvest]

+ :kewl: = :breine:

As long as I'm the blonde one.

smurf. I call the ginger one.

Finally he admits it.