I don't sleep walk but I will hold a conversation with you while asleep sometimes.

There was once where I was sleeping while my ex fiance and his best friend were hanging out by the bed and everything they were talking about was invading my dreams. They knew this cause I asked them to stop putting thoughts in my head.

They asked what that meant and I explained to them that I was on a pirate ship sailing in a sea of liquid jell-o and they had sent flaming marshmellow ninjas after me.

Of course this led them to adding other wacky details to my dream and kept asking me what was happening.

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I don't even know half the crap I used to tell Myles when I'd fall asleep. D: