TMI doesn't apply to me.
TMI doesn't apply to me.
everything is wrapped in gray
i'm focusing on your image
can you hear me in the void?
Hey Parker check out my new genital peircing!
:mog: No thanks man I am co-
*ripz off stripper pants and hip thrustz*
He broke my glasses pinging the stud off them!!/!
You should have told them "Nah, don't be silly! It barely even hit the 1 inch mark."
A proper older sibling is supposed to embarrass their little brother!
You should have asked them if they knew he was born with both parts. If they're dumb enough to believe it on his say so, they would have believed that too.
When I hear things I don't want too I normally reply with something offensive, what happens when you creep me out is your fault![]()
I like chocolate!! No matter what flavor you get, you can always taste the broken dreams!
~Dead people should stay dead, otherwise whats the point of killing them???
I make them regret it by constantly repeating the fact for the next six months then forgetting all about it.
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My parents last night were discussing Pee Wee Herman last night, which got things like them from "They shouldn't have ARRESTED him, they should have been like "Oh, Mister Pee Wee, don't do that HERE! Go get a VCR and go home!" and "Pee Wee, don't play with your Pee Wee in public!"
My brother, confused, then yells out in his loud Asperger's robotic monotone voice "OH SO PEE WEE HERMAN WAS MASTURBATING HUH?"
It was very weird and awkward to here, the way he said it.