Quote Originally Posted by DiNozzo View Post
No, please, not the homoerotic frat paddle!

Unless you had something else in mind.
All newbies are required to be locked in a room with Psy/Baloki/Iceglow and listen to them prattle on for hours about how they apparently rock at Halo. Following this they will strip naked and attempt to have sex with you. Should you survive this and/or not attempt to leave the room your initiation will be complete and you will be welcomed into our society.