Cawfee

[Breine]

Strong and black.

[rubah]

I like my coffee like I like my men; wussy and sweet

[Jojee]

What rubah said

...Except I dunno about the men part.

But I usually drink my coffee black with Splenda or some other terrible artificial sweetener.

[qwertysaur]

i don't like coffee, but teavana has magnificent tea that makes my taste buds dance.

[Zeldy]

I like my coffee still in the shop unbought.

That stuff is foul. I drink enough Dr Pepper to keep me up anyway.

[Unbreakable Will]

I've never met anyone who threw a fuss if you said "small, medium, large" instead of Starbucks lingo. They're all very sweet there.

The only people to watch out for at Starbucks are the angry old ladies, because they make your coffee bitter no matter what your order is - just like their souls. :x

You can ask for them to dump a bag of sugar into your coffee, and it still comes out horrible. I've taken to marking down multiple Starbucks in the area. If one of those old ladies is at one of my usual places, I'll go around until I find one with a younger person. They always make my coffee right, without fail.

On the contrary though, I went into Dunkin' Donuts once with a Starbucks cup because I wanted to buy my parents some coffee after I came back from college to treat them, and they got fussy with me asking how much of my money I threw away on my cup of coffee from Starbucks, etc. xD

Once, ordering some crazy caramel stuff for my mom, I couldn't pronounce the name right and said I wanted a medium and the girl got snippy with me... I didn't like that. So ever since whenever I am forced into a Starbucks I smurf with the person recieving orders. Not in a mean way but giving them a hard time about the sizes and names.

"Yeah, I want some coffee, put some caramel in it and add a little whipped cream on top."-me
"You mean a somethingorother-mocha?"-cashier
"No... just do what I said... and make it a small."-me

[drotato]

I absolutely love coffee.
Any kind will do for me, to be honest. But I especially like my coffee to be sweet and strong. > <
I don't ever get hyper off of coffee either. I can drink a whole pot, and then go to sleep. xD

I really like starbucks stuff, but I agree with Will, that their names and such kinda get on my nerves. /:

[fire_of_avalon]

I like my coffee the way I like my pubic lice. As far away from my pubic as possible.

[Brennan]

Two scoops sugar, and a scoop of cream

[Breine]

I like my coffee the way I like my pubic lice. As far away from my pubic as possible.

WTF!? xD

Anyway, I like all kinds of coffee, but I mostly like it to be black and quite strong. I don't really like coffee that doesn't taste of anything.

[Unbreakable Will]

but I mostly like it to be black and quite strong.

phahahaha thats what she said... ahem... sorry... i know, childish. I simply couldnt resist.

[Heath]

Coffee is an abomination. It's a complete waste of time, energy and taste buds to drink coffee when you could drink tea or hot chocolate instead.

[Levian]

I like my coffee as I like T-rexes. Extinct, and with very short arms.

[Jowy]

I like my coffee in a cup.

[Peegee]

I like my coffee double double. Any more and I'd rather have a mocha.