Go Erica!
Go Erica!
The messenger is standing at the gate
Ready to let go
Ready for the crush
Too late for whispers
Too late for the blush
The past is mercy
When the future is aglow
Good Lord, how long do these take to announce?
Era Vulgaris
"My life's a chip in your pile. Ante up!" ~Setzer, FFVI
"Knights do it two-handed!" ~Drunkard, FFV
But you can't remove it from my memory.Originally Posted by Laddy
I agree with MILF intensely.
The tension ...
My goal this year is to beat Psychotic in predictions. We are tied so far!
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They're going too fast ;.;
They're done quickly. =o
Fine.
I vote for Psychotic. I would create a speech on how it is purely strategic, but this time, it's entirely personal.
I woke up from my drunken stupor just in time!
Apparently I'm doing this!
Once again, ladies and gentlemen of Eyes on Final Fantasy, I come before you to introduce those among us who lack a certain thing we like to call common sense. It should come as no surprise that many of the nominees for this category are, in fact, the very same who we thought might attempt to plant a cheerio in hopes of growing a doughnut (on that note, through personal experimentation, I've decided that watering with chocolate milk is most effective). I said of the last group that it takes a special sort of person to participate in such folly, and the same holds true of this new batch of individuals.
Unfortunately, this time Jess hasn't been nominated so I can't poke fun at her horrific geography, and I'm much toolazy(my old man insists that I use the word unmotivated now) to PM any of the nominees to attempt to gather any amusing anecdotes demonstrating their absent mindedness to fill the void.
Anyway, let's skip the idle chit-chat and move straight into the introductions. What concerns me most about this group of individuals is that they might potentially keep super glue in their bathrooms as if its some kind of hardware store. Mine, personally, is more akin to a pharmacy.
Our first nominee is ~*~Celes~*~. I would like to note that she has not paid any heed to my criticism regarding tildes and asterisks.
Next we have Jessweee?. This young lady is a constant source of ire due to the way the damned music note messes with my text documents when I'm tallying votes for the Screen Name Competition. Seriously, it's obnoxious.
Our third nominee is Levian, the lone source of testosterone (hardly noticeable, really) in the group. Interesting tidbit: did you know that Levian has to use a step-stool to see himself in the mirror when he brushes his teeth?
Fourth, we have NeoTifa. She claims that because she's so nervous about this type of event happening, she triple checks the toothpaste before proceeding. This type of paranoia clearly indicates previous experience with such an issue.
The fifth nominee is rubah. She's an engineering major. I suppose that means she might have hammers or something in her bathroom, so super glue isn't a stretch.
Next is Rye, whose life goal is apparently to be a horse buggerer.
Our last nominee, smittenkitten. I've recently learned of some confusion involving a kittens and bonzai trees. Given that she has a pet kitten now (and it's freaking adorable), I think it's safe to assume she's figured out they don't grow on trees.
So there you have our nominees: a right bunch of lovely people who are one toy short of a Happy Meal. Standby for results, fellow EoFFers. I'm going to go triple-check my toothpaste tube.
Yay for PG! *claps*
You're out of your depth, Murder!
Horse Buggerer. xD
It's more fun this way :[
As a writer, you should have appreciation of the use of pause and dramatic tension!
Same for you too, really.You're out of your depth, Murder!
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