Most Likely to Start a Revolution
Ho Chi Minh: Like the wiki says,
Aerith's Knight is known by all, yet tolerated by some. He also fought against other renown Mafia players-- often playing on the side of the big bad Northern Vietnamese scum. Even though he is utterly scolded almost everyday, you can still find a shrine of his head in what was once known as Saigon.
Nelson Mandela: The misunderstood and perhaps misguided rebel,
Baloki, who maybe sort of might have African in him, is known for spamming the boards with a barrage of threads full of play on words. For all his life, he has been shunned due to his love for Furries and dislike for anti-apartheid society. His account was banned and he was forced to live in a caged world of damnation until he was unbanned by the overlords and the South African president, F.W. de Klerk. However, Baloki continues to state that the CK's are Shinra to this day.
Joseph Stalin: After realizing that gold was not the new black,
Goldenboko sought to reform the EoFF wiki; which had been greatly outdated for years. When many teased him for caring too much, he just went ahead and did the dirty work with the help of members like Momiji a.k.a. Vladimir Lenin.
Karl Marx: Much like Baloki,
I'm my Ow MILF has stated that the "EoFF staff are Shinra". He has also been known to debate against communism/socialism; claiming that capitalism is far superior. Little did most know that this was all a carefully crafted disguise. His true identity is that of the recently resurrected, Karl Marx, the revolutionary creator of communism.
George Washington: As one of the Founding Fathers of Eyes on Final Fantasy,
LoonyBoB has recently led approximately 100 EoFFers away from their homesteads. He was fed up with the frequent database errors and taxation without representation, so he sought to rally his own rebel troops who's gain is to post commentary on various video games on the front site. This was a drastic change for some of the EoFFers who had grown accustomed to Final Fantasy news related updates. In present day, he still leads the omgmygame militia of bloggers, gamers, and intersexuals.
Joan of Arc: NeoTifa heard the voices in her head! They told her to make a thread about "Why Dick > EoFF". It was
God, the wise supreme being, who wanted her to carry on the duty of mercilessly condeming the likes of Star Wars and World of Warcraft fanboys/girls alike. Other members of the online community followed suit with bold acclaims of, "anime is smurfing terrible" and "Obama out". After the mayhem had subdued, she carried on posting about male genitalia all in God's name.
Che Guevara: Warren "Che" Wong is often found comfortably siting in his fancy leather armchair while smoking Cuban's finest--all of which was paid by the loyal members (and advertisers) who populate this Executive's site on a daily basis. After SPDude stepped off the thrown, WarrenW and his trusted sidekick, Michael Castro decided to invest. It couldn't have been a smarter move seeing as how he now owns one of the largest Final Fantasy sites on the internet and all of our souls.
Originally Posted by rubah
They're going too fast ;.;
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