44) Win a Ciddie for the very first time
A man's head on stop of a statue! The collection of pixels representing virtual prestige and power! Many have quests for this reward of might, and many have failed. Many have also succeeded, even multiple times. This is the mightiest badge of courage of all: the quantification of wasted effort. That puts it one step below a degree given in the Liberal Arts. Cool.
But even if it's not exactly related to any real sense of honor, one could suppose that nothing is worth it, because, you know, people tend to die. So might as well give them like, three seconds of celebration, right? Right, goddamnit.
To receive one is something like out of the blue: you just never expect it, and when you do, there's a large, bright light shining down on you, and the virtual congratulations of the adoring and captivated
masses sheeple. At least, you can say you're one step above people who haven't gotten one, but don't let the success to to your head, because, let's face it, you're either still standing on the ground, or you're still sitting in your chair.
So, EoFF, who gets to put a pillow under their ass for the first time for reasons other than a lack of natural cushioning?