Why do we have this award? Does anyone really take it seriously? Just look a the list of nominees. DK & Kari. Hsu, Kishi & Rubah. Monda & Rye. Roogle & Yars. Not a serious pairing there at all, unless you count the threesome. I mean come on guys, we all want Monda and Rye to become a lesbian couple but it's just not going to happen because dreams do not come true. At least last year Duckie and I were up for this and we even had a (slight) chance of becoming a real couple. Goddamn I miss her. Did anyone happen to get her number before she left because I lost it. But I digress. If we're going to make a mockery of this award we should at least do it right. Next time I expect to see outlandish pairings such as Dolentrean and his ego. Or PG and his right hand. Or Monda and a strawberry. Or Momiji and Tavrobel. This has so much potential to be hilarious, but this time I find it lacking. Why am I even writing this speech? Ah smurf it, over to AG for the result.
