The Most Serious Member Ciddie. Just like the nominees, this award means serious business.
There's no joke here, there's no wit. Just straight-up seriousness, all the time. The nominees don't laugh, they only show emotion when the situation calls for it. They keep focused at all times. They know the internet is serious business, and so should you.
Seriously, these are our nominees:
Evastio - Evastio takes internet security seriously. Very few people know his real name, and fewer know his face. You won't see him getting stalked.
Kawaii Ryűkishi - Kishi is seriously weird. He has tentacles and




. Not only should we take him seriously, but he's a seriously cool customer. You won't see him gallivanting around with pixies or nothing.
Leeza - Leeza is serious about her position as an admin. You don't see her unlocking threads to joke around in, no sir. Leeza also likes cats, and cats are serious business.
NeoTifa - NeoTifa? Seriously? Perhaps I got the definition of serious seriously wrong, or maybe there's a serious side to NeoTifa I haven't encountered. In any case, whoever nominated her was serious.
Nominus Experse - Nominus Experse is seriously good at art. I don't know much else about this super serious guy, but I don't doubt his seriousness.
Roogle - Roogle is one serious guy. Well, he serious believes I'm gay. Unfortunately he's wrong, but if he exhibits that much seriousness in all areas, then I can assure you, he's
serious.
I know my attempt at humour was seriously unfunny, so without further adieu I'll hand it over to AG. Good luck to all our nominees!