What makes a good newbie? Is it someone who sticks around and isn't scared off by PG's sexoring or AK's flirting? Is it someone who makes one random post in some random thread which happens to get nominated for best post? Is it someone who's been around for ages and won the award for best regular but has been demoted back to newbie because the current Award Guy is a smurfing twat? This my friends, is up to you. But I warn you now, if I've won this again then I'm going to kill every single one of you that voted for me. As the speech writer I should be unbiased and consider each nominee but smurf that, I want Rebellious Eagle to win because she's awesome and the only one that actually poses a threat to me. So without any further ado, here's Award Guy to tell you all that she's won it. Don't make me a liar AG.
