Yeah I was thinking of getting it from gog depending on how this turns out.
Yeah I was thinking of getting it from gog depending on how this turns out.
Chapter 1: Birth of the Beginning of the Game
Witness, the birth of Hugo.
And now, to continue!
Now, meet this old coot.
Scary, and looks like a pedo, no? Well, he's not (hopefully). he's the "Overseer" of Vault 13. He tells you some stuff about how you have 4-5 months to find a chip for the Water Purification system, and how he chose you to go out into the outside world, woo. So, you have 150 days to save the Vault (Or not). Better get going.
Last edited by Brennan; 07-01-2009 at 01:30 AM.
Hooray! Now, get addicted to chems!
Go drink 20 bottles of nuclear cola and say goodbye to your sperm count.
Chapter: 2 Kicking Rat's Ass, and Finding a City
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF
Hooray! Now, get addicted to chems!Good ideas, but that may be saved for future reference.
Meet Hugo, his only problem is...
He'd rather's a Shotgun or Rifle than a 10mm Pistol, oh well.
Hugo tries to say hello to the rat, but that sonovabitch bit him! What does he do now?
Falcon Punch!
Hugo finds out that there are many rats the hard way.
Hugo: Of course, the Overseer picks me to do this God-forsaken task of going to get a water chip, and of course it's gonna be like a fricken RPG where you have to run to and fro places to find...
Hugo: ...LIGHT?! What is that amazing object called that they installed into space to create light?
And here's the world map.
navigation is done by clicking on the map, or by clicking on the destination on the right.
While heading to Vault 15.
Hugo encounters a city,
Vault 15 is to the east, but should he check on the town first?
You bet he should. I think Hugo is decidedly hatless, and this must be changed immediately. A town seems like the best place to acquire some stylish, yet practical, headgear.
A pimp-hat, perhaps?
That would be perfect. He could pimp slap the Overseer when he returns.
While you're there, you should totally march into town and find the sickliest, littlest kid and show him who is the main character in this game with a swift punch or two to the head. You even get a spiffy new title and there's no way something you do this early can have any negative repercussions later.
One does hope he has kids enabled!
Uploading to Photobucket right now, and I have a, erm, kid bashing happening in here, but Photobucket's being a
right now, it's slow as hell.
If the kid has a hat, you must claim it as yours. Even if it is comically undersized.
Chapter 3: In Which a Child Takes a Punch in the Face With Brass Knuckles
The poor bastard in the end of this update doesn't.
Hugo feels like he needs to get a nice hat, his poor head's cooking in the heat!
Say what? I need help?
What's this button do?
Because everyone would probably ask. (Ignore the R, my screenshot button is "Insert", and it puts a R, I deleted it before I asked)
This man obviously never heard of a Man to Hand relationship.
This man doesn't have a hat, but he has Bottle Caps, and a rope (not pictured)!
Hugo leaves the town, and heads to Vault 15, but there's only a shack.
Clever Vault-Tecs.
Another cave infested with rats.
And a Mole Rat.
Which falls to the power of Hugo's fist's of steel, and brass, or brassy steel, or steely brass, or steel with a hint of brass, or brass with a hint of steel. Ugh, I'm confused.
The extent of the usefulness of the rope, I shoulda named Hugo Raoul Duke, thus, he wouldn't need a rope to climb down.
I skipped the previous room, in where I got the leather armor, and another rope to climb down this elevator.
Level Up!
And an older version of V.A.T.S.? Woo! I like the groin option, but the rats have a high ball tolerence.
Hugo finds no water chip, and heads back to do something his inner self told him to do.
*OPTIONAL*
Hugo: Hello, little child.
Child: I wanna grow up to be like Bob the Builder!
Hugo: Well, Bob the Bulder...
Hugo: ...CAN SUCK IT!
Hugo: Oh crap, I think I killed him. *Runs*
*END OPTIONAL*
*After loading a prev save*
Hugo recieved some information that there's a town to the South, should he head there?
Look at the stove again.
Once I finish the two fights I have left in the Space marine campaign of Dark Crusade I might just have to fire this baby up on my laptop ALSO anyone with Vista can definitely run this game by setting the game to run in win95 compat mode.
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