I cannot be damp while wearing dry clothes. Most people hear this and go pfft that's normal, but you don't understand! I cannot be the slightest bit damp after a shower or I freak out!
I also have to eat the crust of a sandwich before I eat the middle.
I don't think I'm very paranoid though. Just remember, just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.
I can't pee in front of any living thing. Yes, even my cat. When outdoors, I must make sure that no one is in my visible range even if it's a 100 meters or else I can't do it.![]()
I only feel paranoid when someone is following me rather too closely behind me while driving. I tend to look at my rear-view mirror quite a lot and if I could see the expression on their face, I know they're driving WAY too close for my comfort.
Other quirks? I can't think of any more at the moment. :/
I take a lot of precaution to not step on other people's shadows. I also "feed" my shadow. When my shadow happens to fall on a patch of grass, I gnash my teeth together to make my shadow eat.
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I get paranoid if someone looks at me, or if I feel i'm looking at them too much 0__o