What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
(SPOILER)The Holocaust
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
(SPOILER)The Holocaust
there was a picture here
OMG ^
What do you get when you cross a hippopotamus and an elephant?
(SPOILER)Hell if I know
What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord?
(SPOILER)My ass! Hahahahahaha!
ENOUGH!
Why do women have periods?
(SPOILER)Because they deserve them.
Str8 Pimpin'
^ hahahaha
Q:How do you punish Helen Keller?
A1:Put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner
A2:Put tacks on the walls
A3:Stick a plunger in the toilet
A4:Move around the furniture
Q:What did Helen Keller do when she fell down a well?
A:SHe screamed her hands off
Because I'm one hell of a butler.
Hahaha that's so messed up/funny.
Did you hear about the guy who flew so close to the sun he touched exactly one part of its outer layer? Well, after that he was a real tangent.
Originally Posted by Old Manus
HAHAHAHA! ROFL!
No time for "Dilly-Dallying" or "Shilly-Shallying."
Props go to the one and only, Proxy, for the signature.
Haha, Kentarou. Math humor is.
Math humor is.
HEH plz post some dead baby jokes!!
i LOVE them!
What do you get when you kill a baby?
(SPOILER)Life imprisonment... sicko
I feel dirty for posting this.
While I personally enjoy dead baby jokes, it's probably best to avoid them for now if we want this thread to stay open.
Many great jokes so far though
Good advice. (SPOILER)I, however, do not enjoy dead baby jokes, 'cause I don't like thinking about dead babies. I think I'll take a scalding hot shower now to wash away the filth.
Yeah, I know quite a few, although im not particularly proud of the fact. I always feel bad after hearing or telling one.
Because I'm one hell of a butler.
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