A: Because he uses furry liquid.
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Q: Why are Baloki's hands so soft?
A: Because he uses furry liquid.
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What is an English major's least favorite blood type?
(SPOILER)TYPE-O!~~~~ :kaolaugh: LOLOLOLLOL.
what kind of cat do you not want to play cards with?
(SPOILER)a Chee-Tah :D
This is an Irish joke.
What's the different between a duck?
(SPOILER)One of it's legs is both the same.
HOW do you find Will Smith in the snow?!
Heh just look for the fresh prints......
—Knock, knock.
—Who's there?
—The police.
—The police who?
—The police who has come to inform you of your husband's death, caused by autoerotic asphyxiation. He was cheating on you, ma'm. Probably related to his cocaine addiction.
The maharajah of an Indian Province issued a royal decree. He ordered that no one was to kill any wild animals while he was the country's leader. The decree was honored until there were so many Bengal Tigers running loose that the people revolted and threw the maharajah from power. This is the first known instance of the reign being called on account of the game.
^ best joke ever
What is green and slides down the mountain?
(SPOILER)A Skiwi! xD
Originally Posted by IronOcean
I thought for sure that joke was so horrible that the page would be closed.
Hahaha I love it Guardian
How do you make Lady Gaga angry?
(SPOILER)Poker face
Wow non offensive jokes...I don't know any.
I make her say "ohh, ohh, ohh, ohh, ohh," when I p-p-p-p-oke her face.
Hey, you guys wanna hear a joke?
(SPOILER)Women's rights.
I make her say "ohh, ohh, ohh, ohh, ohh," when I p-p-p-p-oke her face.
Hey, you guys wanna hear a joke?
(SPOILER)Women's rights.
How does moses make his tea???/
Hebrews it.
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