Unreasonable reasons for things you can't explain

[Avarice-ness]

I believe that in Scandinavian countries, at the ripe age of 8, a child is dubbed a part in a metal band, and then that night, the rest of the band sprouts from the 8 year olds body.

To keep it secret, the neighbors friends adopt the other children, and at the age of 12 a manager magically appears at the door and gives them a record deal.

That is my unreasonable reason for why there are so many talented musicians in the Scandinavian countries!

Do you have any unreasonable reasons for things? =D?

[Momiji]

My mother's logic:
Anything bad that happens to me is absolutely my fault.

[Avarice-ness]

My mother's logic:
Anything bad that happens to me is absolutely my fault.

So it was YOU who caused 9/11!

[Aerith's Knight]

My mother's logic:
Anything bad that happens to me is absolutely my fault.

So it was YOU who caused 9/11!

They do the same thing with me and WWII. You just have to smile, turn away and hide the evidence behind the lamp in the corner.

[Meat Puppet]

God did it

[Garnie]

All of my logic is unreasonable.

[rubah]

It's not unreasonable, but I hold to the fact that the sun doesn't rise until 9:30 A.M. Regardless of where you are or the time of year.

[Momiji]

My mother's logic:
Anything bad that happens to me is absolutely my fault.

So it was YOU who caused 9/11!

Perhaps if I had any relatives in the WTC, but since I didn't, I'm safe from those claims.

[Namelessfengir]

God did it

that was my reason for the site being down but i provided reasoning behind it

[Shoeberto]

People often run away screaming from me because they just can't handle how unbelievably beautiful I am

[Namelessfengir]

People often run away screaming from me because they just can't handle how unbelievably spedlike I am

there fixed

wasn't that reasonable??

[Vermachtnis]

The internet is full of magical pixies and sprites. And every time it's slow, a big nosed midget gnome got in there and they are having a war.

[Rantz]

I believe that in Scandinavian countries, at the ripe age of 8, a child is dubbed a part in a metal band, and then that night, the rest of the band sprouts from the 8 year olds body.

I'm so sick of that stereotype man, it's just not true!

[rubah]

:rock:

[erikramza]

i am the cure for aids. i just don't feel like it.