LADIES AND GENTLEMAN,
IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT SIR WILLIAM MARK ANDREW JAMES MICHAEL GLOVER (OR AGRUDIS TO YOU COMMONERS) IS INFACT A FRAUD.
HAVING FOUND EOFF BELIEVING THE FORUM TO BE ONE OF THAT FOR EUNUCH FOLK, I WAS INTIALLY DISAPPOINTED.
HOWEVER, I WAS OVERJOYED WHEN I MET MY LOVE AGRUDIS, HE TOLD ME HE HAD NO SCROT.
HE IS A FILTHY. BACKSTABBING. LIAR AND I WILL NOT TOLERATE THIS