You need to smother yourself in fake blood before you leave the house.
You need to smother yourself in fake blood before you leave the house.
I emasculate people ^_____________^
really though I just like to beat up on people sometimes, or spout engineering at them. Or touch my cold toes to their warm warm legs.
Tickling is like a form of semi-pleasant torture, because I am so ticklish, it makes me cry and scream!Originally Posted by Cougar on the Prowl
I like to pin Rye down and tickle her. She's extraordinarily loud though, so unless I do it in some manor in the Scottish Highlands, the neighbors probably think terrible things are happening
I like to suddenly run away from people and confuse them. One time, Huxley burped in my face in the middle of the big Providence Place Mall in Rhode Island, and I just ran away. It was hilarious.
To be fair, the cause of your egress was not exactly a mystery to me
I like to grab my Girlfriends buttocks real hard in public places so she screams in front of everyone!
Just kidding I dont have a girlfriend and my loneliness is crushing!!! Heh!
OMG I DO THIS TOO. I once ran away from my friend in the middle of town. He ran after me...just...well, I dunno why really. So I started screaming for help. Good times.
You people are sick smurfs.
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I will have to try this
I'm sorry, but this has to be the funniest post of this year. I can't stop laughing. xD
When I was in bed with my ex, if her feet touched me, I'd spend the next 5 minutes in fear that they would touch me again because it was like she had frostbite. On the flipside, mine are usually warm, and especially (+annoyingly) my feet get very hot when I'm hungover.
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You should try this one, its smurfin hilarious. Although I wouldn't do it too hard or you'll get the look --->
Because I'm one hell of a butler.
Yeah, Will knows that look. ----->
Women don't look at Will. This thread is bull.
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I play mind tricks on people.
You know how some bald people have really shiny heads? I don't know, I guess it brings back old memories of eating really good apples, and I just want to bite off a big chunk of their heads and eat it.
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