Spend the 50000 gil on more pot.
Spend the 50000 gil on more pot.
Str8 Pimpin'
Gil being, of course, 1/100 of a live goldfish.
Man, just Gameshark the damn thing into your inventory.
Goldfish are only found in a single lake located in the middle of a mystic island guarded by a hydra.
Oh gods, why? ಥ_ಥ
There's a radio frequency that's turning all of the goldfish into Gyarados though.
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Get yourself a discolored Gyarados, and you can fight the Hydra on equal terms. You'll have to get the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, count to five, and brave the Cave of Caerbannog, though.
Oh know where is at. Can be found in dark from suspicious. Bring so you can him.
Wait, wrong thread.
don't you have a pizza shop around you bro? they're all drug fronts my friend.
I think I might have cancer.
IDDQDOriginally Posted by Meat Puppet
Swinetastic.
Str8 Pimpin'
The Cave of Caerbannog is home to a mighty and fearsome dragon. To defeat it you must junction Blizzard spells to your attack and whack away with Renzokuken. Once the dragon is dead you will recieve a mysterious item known as 'PG's package'. You can either give it to PG in return for the orb of asl?, or ransom it back to him for 30,000 gil. The orb of asl? serves no actual purpose so go for the gil.
The messenger is standing at the gate
Ready to let go
Ready for the crush
Too late for whispers
Too late for the blush
The past is mercy
When the future is aglow
Mr. Papageorgio...how's Yuma?
Once Bud is in your party you can use his magic to go to the land of mysticism. There's all kinds of stuff to do in there. Just be careful of the status effects we alrady mentioned, like stoned and munchies. There's also giggles. I haven't found an item yet that cures the giggles so you just have to wait it out until the effect goes away. It can be pretty annoying sometimes. Especially the part where you're trying to choke your chicken but all you can do is keep giggling.
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Actually the cure for giggles is found in the cave of mysticism, just a little bit into the land of mysticism and needing the orb of light, which you already have because you had to get Bud to travel to the land of mysticism. This is probably a glitch, but there is no need to complain. Halfway through the cave of mysticism you will find leader of mortals, and he will give you some of his funniest jokes, so you wont be laughing or giggling for quite a while. The only thing left in the cave of mysticism is a sword which is weaker than the sword you should have got when you defeated Meat Puppets cancer, which you should always do.
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