most important thread ever on eoff

[Darkswordofchaos]

ok so i just moved to yuma az and i was wondering if anybody on eoff lives near hear and knew were to get bud at?

[Psychotic]

Bud's hanging around in the inn. In order to get him to join the party, he asks that you prove your strength. This is not as simple as it appears, as he asks you to get the Orb of Light.

[Aerith's Knight]

But don't forget that the Orb of Light has been shattered into three pieces. Two lie in the sub-forums, the other can be won by winning a Ciddie for best member. To store the shards you need the bag of benevolance.

[leader of mortals]

But the bag of benevolence can only be acquired by going to the secret staff forum and fighting the one who carries the orb of darkness, Leeza. Once the orb of darkness is away fom Leeza, she will turn into a sweet and lovable cat princess, which is how she acts outside of the secret staff forum.

[Aerith's Knight]

The secret staff forum is gaurded by the Phychotic Walrus and it has a cloak of irreversibility. To see past it you must do irreversible acts with the Walrus.


...Good luck.

[Rantz]

I heard the butcher has some. Make friends with the butcher.

[Freya]

The best way to make friends with the butcher is to get him to show you his meat. Now that's kinda hard. Most times you need to show him your meat first.

I advise talking to the meat handler previously known as milf.

[Old Manus]

DON'T BUY MAGIKARP FROM THE GUY IN THE POKECENTER

[Darkswordofchaos]

oook. you are all obviously stoned out of your minds.

[Psychotic]

In order to cure the status ailment "stoned", one must visit his local convienience store and barter with the shopkeep for some munchies.

[Fonzie]

Look for this guy, he'll help you score pot.

[Madame Adequate]

But the shopkeeper will require you to find her daughter first. Her daughter can be found wandering around the village and will, on being found, ask you to find her lost cat.

[qwertysaur]

If you go left, left, Quarter turn left, right, right, up, up, quarter turn right, down, down, then knock on the door three times, you will find three trolls. Defeat them and a certain someone will join your party. He knows fire and cure spells, and can pick locks when nobody is looking.

[Rocket Edge]

Kick the troll in the balls. If he falls to the ground, you have two options:

A: Run off with your new party member.

or

B: Kick the Troll while he's down.

[qwertysaur]

Also high atop the tower is a lone golden egg. If you give this egg to rubah, she will heal you for free whenever you speak with her. If you give it to the store, you will get 50000 gil.