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  1. 07-09-2009, 08:09 AM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Space Pope View Post
    Artificial sperm is like artificial butter, they may look the same but the taste is inferior to the real thing.
    Haha, oh wow.

    That was great.
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    Next up: artificial eggs. No need for women either. Soon the human race will become asexual and sex will be a thing of legends.
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    Too late for the blush
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blue Harvest View Post
    Soon the human race will become asexual and sex will be a thing of legends.
    Daddy what's sex? It's nothing, go back to sleep.

    Str8 Pimpin'
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    A'yo, as for as I'm concerned, pimps ain't goin' nowhere. Just ask Bobby Brown...
    A'yo son, TTR WAS HERE!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by TyphoonThaReapa View Post
    A'yo, as for as I'm concerned, pimps ain't goin' nowhere. Just ask Bobby Brown...
    He's dead.
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    A'yo, as for as I'm concerned, pimps ain't goin' nowhere. Just ask Bobby Brown...
    He's dead.
    A'yo son, TTR WAS HERE!!!
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    A'yo, as for as I'm concerned, pimps ain't goin' nowhere. Just ask Bobby Brown...
    He's dead.
    I meant career-wise.
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    A'yo, as for as I'm concerned, pimps ain't goin' nowhere. Just ask Bobby Brown...
    He's dead.
    I meant career-wise.
    Lol, Dammit Fonz! I actually prayed from him just now! You know how HARD that is for me? ...
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    My sister ran into my parents room and told my Dad about this last night. She was saying some guy in England made sperm. My dad couldn't stop laughing xD

    This is pretty cool, but probably too expensive of a process to be actually useful in the near future. Nest they should work on making kidneys or spleens.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ShlupQuack View Post
    READ THE FIRST SENTENCE OF THE ARTICLE, TOOL.
    I am going to stick my artificial foot up your butt.
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  12. 07-11-2009, 09:59 PM #27
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    Sperm are kind of cute looking. Mandy Moore has a tattoo of a baby swimming sperm.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rye View Post
    Sperm are kind of cute looking. Mandy Moore has a tattoo of a baby swimming sperm.
    You mean the tattoo running down her face?
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    I think swimming sperm have the face on them.
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    Just keep swimming!

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