WANTED: Applicant to be the protégé of The Greatest Cid's Knight of All Time™, Psychotic.

- I will train you up in a run-down gym using montages.
- I will talk up all of your entries like they were written by Shaq himself.
- I will stand in your corner during fights, yelling useful phrases such as "Eye of the Tiger!" at you.
- I will probably be killed by the big bad at some point and you'll have to avenge me.

First come first serve.