I normally get a regular dark coffee at this shop where this really cute guy works. I don't have any intentions to ever hit on this guy but I like talking to him. So I was like, "Surprise me today!" when it was my turn to order.

He made me some iced mocha something or another and I took it, smiled, and sipped and it was then that I realized it had no sugar in it at all and I gagged and coffee spurt out of my mouth and on my shirt.

...... =/ Good thing I had no intention of ever asking this guy out.