There's a legend at our store that happened around 04' or 05'. The story goes like this; some guy steals a cucumber and some ranch dressing, and runs to the bathroom with the items. Well, a manager at our store sees this, and asks a stocker to see what he's doing.

So, the stocker rushes to the back and opens the bathroom door to find the man going at it with the cucumber smothered with ranch dressing. The man and the stocker's eyes meet, and Travis walks outside of the bathroom very slowly.

Running to the manager, he explains the fickle tale that's going on in the bathroom. The manager has a repulsive look on his face, and runs to the bathroom to find a half-empty bottle of ranch dressing spewed all over the floor with a very tainted cucumber on the counter.

The man had vanished.