Jesus, MILF . . .Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF
Although you may have a point; in my own experience with brown bears, they will tend to regard anything that has base nutrients and is within 95% of their own body mass as "digestible".
Come to think of it, in the above alien invasion scenario, there are bound to be human survivors of the first wave, leaving the refugees to form an underground resistance movement, seeking a savior. All they would need to do is accumulate their household garbage while they wait out the next seasonal rotation of winter to late spring, emerge en masse from their bunkers some humid night, and inundate the newly-constructed extraterrestrial citadel with refuse. ^_^ At this point, the planet's hibernation-dazed bears (greatly disoriented by the dust shell raised into the atmosphere by the violent conquest and given to roam beyond their traditional climatic boundaries) will converge on the area and commence rending. Ursus ex machina, anyone? :chuckle:
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