Dating sites are for people who have period breath.

[Sephex]

After reading your blog I am wondering why this site doesn't work for you.

I think they are afraid of my array of special powers. Also, thank you Leeza.

That has to be it. There can be no other explanation!

Some girl seriously just messaged me on there. I told her that I like to get drunk and sing in Rock Band when she said something about my Guitar Hero pictures. I am the charmiest guy ever. Also, this hangover won't go away.

[rubah]

I like to wait until they throw that line out that's something like, "20,000 people joining everyday..." then I calculate how long it's going to take before everyone on the planet is signed up according to that information.

Most of a millennium.

[oddler]

Space Voice: In the year two thousand nine hundred, there will be no singles... All children will be born into a world with their mates according to technological breakthroughs in science (echo, echo)!

[rubah]

in the year twentyfive twenty five. . .

[qwertysaur]

20,000 people join, but what is the breakdown. My secret sources say the following.

It's 562 new people, 12 people with multiple personalities so they count more than once, 3 animals that people sign up, 25 12 year olds from 4chan making troll dates, 250 pedophiles going after the 4chan 12 year olds, 3 cops going after the pedophiles, 172 people who forgot their old password, 1000 people who found a mate then broke up so they went back, and the rest are ad bots and employees who make accounts to boost numbers.

[drotato]

They're retarded. D:<

[Iceglow]

Dating sites are pretty stupid imho. I mean sure ok so some people claim they don't have the time to go meet girls/guys whatever the hell they like dating...monkeys and dogs included. I believe it's a case of if you truly want to be with someone you'll MAKE time to go meet people and socialise and meet someone. Especially when you're still quite young. I'm currently working 7 days a week (again...HMV are dicks and I've got a few issues to sort) most weeks. I have 2 jobs both of them primarily make me work in evening hours, 1 finishes at an early 21:00 latest finish. The other in a restaurant can end at 01:00 or even 02:00 Most of my weekends are in the restaurant so I don't get to go out until 20:30 or later on a Friday and not at all really on a Saturday or Sunday. I went out and met a girl still. Ok so I lie I met Ewa before I worked 2 jobs, both evenings and 7 nights a week. However since I started these hours I've been out with friends and managed to get girls interested in me enough to ask me to go grab coffee with them sometimes. I've even managed to get given numbers of girls when I'm serving them and once in HMV I ended up with a girl I left a suitable impression on going to the extent of tracking me down on facebook to find me and get in contact. If I have found time to get girls interested whether or not I have acted on those interests I am sure there is time for EVERYONE to go find someone. If you can't find someone who likes you then I am not so sure it's them or a lack of time it's the vibes/feelings you give off and that you make people feel about you.

[Lawr]

I like them! I got married and have twelve children!

[Namelessfengir]

i had some russian fun on those. this one chick strung me along for two months then asked for 900$ to come to america.... then the next girl showed a picture and it was the last girls "mom"

its fun to see what they can come up with

[Fuzakeru]

So I figured, "Why the hell not!" and signed up on this site of magical magic.

So this dude I used to know from High School messaged me. xD Wonder what will happen.

[fire_of_avalon]

Sephex, I love your blog.

Yes. This. I am reading it instead of working and dying of laughter.

[Fuzakeru]

I didn't even realize there WAS a blog section. Holy cow, Sephex. xD That just made my morning.

[Avarice-ness]

My dad has been on some dating sites, met like all douchebag women but one.


Personally I like going the route that myself and others my age, and even a little younger have gone.

Find love through a community who shares the same general interests.

I ended up finding my husband after frequenting msn chats, then group chats then Oasiz chats (basically moved along the chats with a group of people) all based off the same thing.

[Rocket Edge]

What is bad about them? I don't see anything wrong with them at all. I haven't signed up for one myself, but I see it as just another way of meeting people.

[Unbreakable Will]

I don't particularly see anything wrong with them, if used in the right way. Preying upon lonely people for their money kind of pisses me off.
(SPOILER)That guy from e-harmony is eviiiiiil, dunno why he just is